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nico-di-angelcake:

  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME IN A CONDESCENDING WAY
  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME LIKE I’M AN IDIOT
  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME AS IF I’M STUPID BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU KNEW ABOUT OR BECAUSE I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING THAT’S SIMPLE FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND
  • JUST DON’T DO IT

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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bbcjohn:

those faces

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

sashayed:

silvermoon424:

poppypicklesticks:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

cosmicallycosmopolitan:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

james-winston:

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhinoTitanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

I’m so glad they aren’t around

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

Praise natural selection

I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!” 

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

destiel-swaggy-chicken-nuggets:

yukirnura:

i wanna put on a cute dress and slay all my enemies

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savebytalbot:

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

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caesaretluna:

soulessspinelesssenseless:

destieloquent:

clannyphantom:

shotquns:

hot doctor game too strong

my throat is sore maybe ur dick could soothe it



Of course, supernatural gets pulled into this

STORY TIME: when i was in hospital some years ago there was this waaaay too attractive doctor and something was wrong with one of those heart rate whatever things on my breast and he had to put it back in place and when he turned the monitor back on my heart beat was soooo fast and he stared at the monitor and than back at me and it was just awkward.

caesaretluna:

soulessspinelesssenseless:

destieloquent:

clannyphantom:

shotquns:

hot doctor game too strong

my throat is sore maybe ur dick could soothe it

Of course, supernatural gets pulled into this

STORY TIME: when i was in hospital some years ago there was this waaaay too attractive doctor and something was wrong with one of those heart rate whatever things on my breast and he had to put it back in place and when he turned the monitor back on my heart beat was soooo fast and he stared at the monitor and than back at me and it was just awkward.